I know that title sounds a bit defensive, but  " I feel very protective" of Breaking Dawn.  Though, to be honest, here are a few things that bother me, and not in a good way.  So let's get to it:  Why, for all that is holy, does Bella STILL have paint on number pictures in her room???  Really, who thought this was necessary for us to understand Bella is leaving home? I spied a paint on number horse picture, and the prominent dog canvas next to her bed - so yes, that annoyed me.  But then, there was the slightest breeze and VIOLA - look who showed up...There were things I missed: blonde jokes from Jacob to Rosalie; the molded dog bowl from Rosalie to Jacob; all the talk about  vampire stench. Oh well - the highlights far outnumbered these minor annoyances.  So let's get to those - wanna??!!

The wedding - OMG - Loved the dress, and waiting at the end of the aisle - LOVED THIS......Here, let me help you get ready sweetheart....

Then off we go to the honeymoon - where do I start?  Edward in khaki's - OK let's start there and everything is right on Isle Esme.  Maybe not all of you were "privy" to the other photo of RPattz in khaki's?  I spy something interesting left of the zipper.....

There was sooooooo much to love about the entire island sequence; laughing Edward in bed wearing PJ's - Oh if only I had a picture....sigh.  Let's not even talk about feathers, broken headboards, back porn, or missing breakfasts of eggs and more eggs.  I spoke to my son and daughter-in-law in Seattle, who bravely stated "The first hour felt like a made for TV family movie..."  IDIOTS!" I screamed  into the phone, before swearing they will only get coal for Christmas - and slamming the phone down.  Of course it felt like that:  It is a PG translation of a book written by a Morman about vampires and teen abstinance.  The only way to get around those boundaries is with a flask full of liquor - have I taught them nothing?

BASICALLY - I LUVED THIS EFFING MOVIE - SMILES, WEDDINGS, SEX, BLOOD, A REALLY SICK BELLA, EDWARD IN : A TUX, KHAKIS, PJ'S, BATHING SUIT, BARE CHESTED, BARE FOOT, BARE BACK, (hey is that a yellow "X" on the floor of that photo?)  IT IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO COMPREHEND - THE NEXT MOVIE IS A FULL YEAR FROM NOW - AHHHHH, CURSE YOU TO HELL SCUMMIT.

ONE LAST MESSAGE: SCREW YOU VICTORIA SECRET MODELS: