Truebies, Season 4 is turning out to be phenomenal! We finally got some Eric-Sookie-Bill love, Sookie's way! May I recommend that Ms. 6-Paquin earn a Golden Globe for her work in this episode? I mean, girlfriend has to not only hold a straight face the whole time, but she also has to pretend to enjoy it. That, my friends, is true talent.  And I just love how the entire fantasy was just that-- a really good dream Sookie is having when she wakes up from drinking Bill's blood after Alcide rescues her bloodied body from the drive-by during the witch war. you know it's a dream when both Eric and Bill show up at her house and ask her to choose between the two of them-- in broad daylight. Sookie realizes it's a dream, and states that she doesn't want to choose; she wants both. At the same time. *fist pump* This is why I am sooooo Team Sookie! Gotta love a girl whose compromise with two vamps is all or nothing. Of course, it's not that easy. Eric and Bill have to get all up in each others' business before Sook calls them off, and strips. And, are we back to talking about that body of hers? Lo' ha' mercy! All that PiYo you're doing is adding up to somethin' somethin', Sookie!

Before things get too wild, *thwarted again* Sook wakes up from her dream and wonders if she really does love both Eric and Bill. Ya think? And why don't we throw in a werewolf, too? That's where the buck stops; Sook makes sure Alcide knows where she stands when it comes to rescuing Eric from Antonia. Alcide gives up on Sookie returning any feelings of attraction, and decides to make the best of his dedication to Debbie. Unfortunately, Debs is using V again, which means Alcide has really bad taste in females. By the way, round of applause to HBO for really showing us Manganiello's acting abilities this season-- another actor who deserves a Golden Globe for his portrayal of a really really good-looking werewolf. Thank goodness we have that eye candy to balance out that which looks like a dollar-store weave on Marcus' head. If we had a hair contest this season, he would definitely win the greaseball prize. I don't know if it's a wig or real hair, but either way, some dry shampoo would do wonders.

Speaking of Marcus, he and a few weres, including Alcide, beat up Tommy who has shown up for a meeting with the pack in the form of... drum rollplease... his brother Sam. The pack of course makes sure to remove every tooth from Sam/Tommy's mouth with their boots, but Alcide stops them from killing him when Tommy turns back into himself. Last we see of either of them, Alcide is carrying Tommy off in his arms *deja vu* out of the pack.

Off to the next rescue, Jason and a hopped-up-on-V Andy try to get Mavis/Lafayette to give Arlene her baby back with no luck. Jesus comes to the rescue, talks Mavis down, gives Mikey back, goes through a whole seance to be released from Lala's body, and finally says goodbye to the crowd that has bore witness to a "miracle." Have these Bon Temps folks seen so much supernatural stuff that all they do is smile or exclaim with only singular expletives? I know if it were me, and I saw a ghost rising out of someone's body, right after we dug up two skeletons, I would be more than just awe-struck with a goofy smile. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Jason. Are you still so traumatized from Hot Shot that this situation is considered cake? Apparently not, because you and Jessica seem to have no problem expressing your feelings in the back of your truck. In my humble opinion, it looked slightly uncomfortable, what, with your chainsaw next to you and all. But who am I to judge? At least you are doin' you, Jay-Jay, and I can't fault you for that. I am quite pleased that it's not a cardboard box next to the dumpster behind Merlotte's. That was def a low point, but it's behind us, so let's focus on the fact that you are heavily attracted to your bff's ex-girlfriend. This sitch should work out, right?

Between all the excitement and action everyone is getting, including Sam and Luna in a tent, I forgot to mention that Antonia now has several more vamps under her spell, and she attacks Bill at the vampire tolerance rally using Eric. Of course, Debbie and Sookie escape from Antonia's Moon Goddess Emporium, and make it to the rally just in time for Sookie to tell Debbie to go home to Alcide, run into the middle of Bill's speech, and yell, "Bill... run!" as Antonia sends her vamps after him. BTW, how did Sookie and Antonia get to the rally at the same time? Is that part of their magic?

*Phew* I'm exhausted just reviewing this episode! So, who's looking forward to Eric catching Bill and toying with him a bit?

Till next week, suckers,

♥bulletsucker

PS-- WHERE THE HELL WAS PAM?