Imagine this: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have mind-blowingly hot sex on a beach – and they’re not even married. And the night before that, Bella was rolling around in the sheets having drunk, sweaty sexy-time with Hottie McHottie Jacob Black. Yep. Well, this doesn’t need to be a fleeting thought (or fantasy!) in your mind. You can read Fan Fiction and you’ll get heavenly goodness like this on the regular.

For those of you that don’t know, Fan Fiction is a website where aspiring writers take stories and characters from well known books and movies and they essentially change the ending. Or they may change the whole premise of the story, but bank on the fact that you’ll care because you love the character they’re borrowing.

I was introduced to the world of fan fiction about a year ago when I stumbled upon an extremely pornographic story between Adam Lambert and his then “American Idol” bestie, Kris Allen. I don’t recall the steps in my life that brought me to that “find”, but all I know is that I read it with my hands covering my eyes (peep hole for reading, ‘course), growing more and more fascinated with each fondle, breathy command, and thrust! I was both fascinated that I wasn’t completely disgusted by the details (considering I’m not known for my gay porn fetish or anything), but also by the amazing writing skills of these fanfic authors. They can really take you there, man! It’s graphic and it’s gooooood…

Fan fiction MUST READ: OSA Bella

I follow the hilariously crude thirtysomething “Twilight” blog called Twitarded, and they’ve been posting weekly chapters from a story called “OSA Bella”. I hadn’t been following those particular posts because I just wasn’t that into fanfic. But I just so happened to skim chapter 21 of “OSA Bella” and I downright had the happiest heart attack known to man! It was so STEA-MAY that my feet literally tingled afterward – MY FEET! Aside from the greatest lay there ever was, I had no idea what was going on in the story. I thought, ok, if this chapter is any indication of what’s in the rest of the story then I’m game to start with chapter 1. And so last Sunday I embarked on reading OSA Bella and I’ve been addicted, Twilight-style, ever since. I read any free minute I have. I even miss it when I’m not reading it! This is exactly how I felt while reading the “Twilight Saga”. But this isn’t your little niece’s “Twilight”. Nope, this is yo mamas!

Synopsis: Bella Swan isn’t the awkward 17-year old Forks High School student lusting over teen vampire, Edward Cullen. She’s 30, and she’s a high school counselor at Forks. She actually grew up in Jersey but moved to Forks to be near her dad after her husband died in Afghanistan at age 25. She’s slightly depressed, she drinks, has a bit of a pill problem, and she has the occasional friends with bennies romp with her BFF, Jacob Black. Enter 17-year old mysterious new student Edward Cullen – and shit hits the fan! Bella finds herself having an uncontrollable attraction to her new student who manages to spend a lot of time in her office, seducing her with his brooding, sexy eyes, sweet smell, and tantalizing touch. She fights this growing attraction because she knows it’s wrong, but he doesn’t seem like a high school kid to her. He’s mature beyond his years, an old soul. And he’s brutally HOT! Let’s just say Bella fights it, which only makes it that much steamier when she finally gives in!!! There's a lot more to it, but I just wanted to give you a little taste!

In total, OSA Bella is around 30 chapters. So far there are 23 chapters online and the author, Myg, posts a new one each Wednesday to Twitarded. I’m all caught up now and can’t believe I have to wait a week in between chapters now! If you’re looking for some hot, steamy lovin’ and you wouldn’t mind picturing Edward, Bella, and Jacob as the romantic leads in very adult plot lines, then OSA Bella is for you.

If you do read, please share your thoughts here. I’d love to know what you think. This kind of story is the PERFECT story for a reading group if everyone started together. I hope you read it.

And…you can thank me later! ;)

To read, start here.